Name: Being A Fully Functional Adult Every Day Seems A Bit Excessive - Unisex Jersey Tee
Brand: Awkward Apology
Price: 28.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Being A Fully Functional Adult Every Day Seems A Bit Excessive - Unisex Jersey Tee

$28.00

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Add a dose of relatable humor to your wardrobe with this “Being a Fully Functioning Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive” t-shirt. Featuring bold typography and a playful design, this tee perfectly captures the struggle of keeping it together day after day. Soft, comfortable, and full of personality, it's ideal for busy adults, introverts, students, and anyone who appreciates sarcasm, wit, and a good laugh.

• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for softness and breathability
• Heather colors are a 52% cotton, 48% polyester blend
• Unisex sizing, side-seamed, crew neck
• Ribbed knit collar that retains shape
• 100% sweatshop-free & eco-friendly
• Manufactured sustainably with ethical labor practices
• Ink colors may vary depending on garment color

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• 100% sweatshop-free & eco-friendly
• Do not dryclean

• Ships in 2 - 3 calendar days
• Standard Shipping: $4.99
• USA Delivery: 2 - 5 business days
• International Delivery: 10 - 30 business days
• Free Shipping on domestic orders of $75 or more!
• Hassle-free exchanges and returns

General product safety regulation (GPSR)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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